Ever since last weeks mishap at the castle, I have been getting the cold shoulder from my girlfriend. This week I was to meet her at an art gallery. I noticed this peculiar exhibit with models covered in body paint. I stood there watching the patrons comment about how beautiful they were. I noticed one of them was my girlfriend. So after the exhibit she dragged me into the back room. I thought she was going to take a shower, but she didn't
"Take me!" she exclaimed
I couldn't believe her request, I responded without thinking,"Seriously?"